Teacher:	Time to hand in the homework, everyone. Now, I know I said it would be pretty low-key, but-
Me:	LOKI?
Teacher:	Pardon?
Me:	The God of Mischief.
Teacher:	...okay. So, where's your homework?
Me:	I don't have it.
Teacher:	What?
Me:	I sent it off, I know not where.
Teacher:	Are you feeling okay? You're speaking a little strange...
Me:	Is it madness? IS IT?
Teacher:	Hey, watch your tone-
Me:	WHY? BECAUSE I'M THE MONSTER PARENTS TELL THEIR CHILDREN ABOUT AT NIGHT?
Teacher:	Okay, I think you need to-
Me:	How's your coffee?
Teacher:	What?
Me:	You can't survive without your coffee, right? Like gas in the tank?
Teacher:	I don't-
Me:	There's no gas in the tank.
Teacher:	What-
Me:	I took the caffeine out. Decaf. It's decaffeinated. You're going to get TIRED and fall ASLEEP. Ohohohohohohoho, you're going to look like such an ASS.
Teacher:	Okay, I think it's time for-
Me:	LOKI'D.
Teacher:	Could someone escort her up to the Principal's office?
Me:	NO. YOU ARE ALL OF YOU BENEATH ME.
Teacher:	Preferably several someones?
Me:	I AM A GOD. I WON'T BE BULLIED BY A-
Teacher:	Restrain her.
Me:	being dragged away I DO WHAT I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaant...
Teacher:	What even.
Friend:	You know, she may not have done her homework, but you can be damn sure she'll avenge it.